Patriots Cut Day Chaos: Vrabel’s Rat Rant, Roster Disasters & Trade Rumors

Written By Rich McPhee

The Patriots are a mess, Vrabel’s already fighting imaginary rats in his front office, and cut day proves once again that this roster might be the worst in the NFL. The guys break down everything from Robert Kraft’s latest blunders to Mike Vrabel’s cunty exchange with Phil Perry, plus all the juicy roster rumors flying around Foxborough. Spoiler: it ain’t pretty.

  • Play Clip – Vrabel “Rats”

  • Who’s the rat? Wolf? Nope. Matt Groh. These guys are rats.

  • Robert Kraft still can’t get out of his own way.

  • Vrabel gets cunty with Phil Perry about Stefon Diggs not being 100% for Week 1.

    • This will be a season-long thing with Vrabel and Diggs. Don’t pretend it won’t.

  • Oh yeah, the roster still sucks.

2024 Patriots Draft Class Hall of Shame:

  • Drake Maye – TBD, but good luck, kid.

  • Ja’Lynn Polk – IR. 12 catches.

  • Caden Wallace – backup/bubble.

  • Layden Robinson – waived.

  • Javon Baker – bubble.

  • Marcellas Dial – IR.

  • Joe Milton – traded for a 5th, still sucks.

  • Jaheim Bell – waived.
    ➡️ Worst draft in NFL history? You decide.

  • Vrabel calls out rats in the organization before Week 1.

  • Who’s leaking? Who’s lying? Who’s about to get fired?

Live Tracker – NBC Sports Boston

Rumors swirling:

  • Jakobi Meyers requested a trade.

    • Raiders & Pats have discussed Dugger for Meyers.

  • Anfernee Jennings reportedly on the trade block.

  • Terry McLaurin signs 3 years / $96M.

  • Trey Hendrickson signs 1 year / $14M.

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