Carbs, Meat, and Meeting Room Goonin'The Simple Minds Sports ShowPlay
Buckle up, buttercups, because this week’s episode of Simple Minds Sports Show is a wild one. Chief Bobby kicks things off with a barnburner edition of This or That, asking the real questions like: Would you rather roll in poop or dive into a pool of pee? (We wish we were kidding.) Then we flip the switch and dive into our Simplest Minds of the Week, featuring NBA players with feelings (gasp!), PG getting real about the grind, and Gronk... well, just being Gronk. Plus, a throwback to the wild world of Gronk and Hernandez gooning around. It’s sports talk, but dumber. And better.
🧠 Segments & Show Notes:
Chief's got the gang locked in a game of absurd hypotheticals:
Never eat carbs again 🍞❌ or never eat meat again 🥩🚫?
Wake up at 4:00 AM every day ⏰ or go to bed at midnight every night 🛌?
Italian dressing 🇮🇹 or Caesar dressing 🏛️?
Only cook with a frying pan 🍳 or only store food in a freezer ❄️?
Roll around in poop 💩 or jump into a pee pool 💦?
Salary 💰 or hourly wage ⏱️?
Be polite to Ray all the time 😇 or be a jerk to your wife all the time 😬?
Dive into a new TV series 📺 or regular season baseball ⚾?
We didn’t say it made sense… we just said it was entertaining.
Paul George gets deep.
NBA players are human? Get outta town! PG speaks some truth about the mental and physical toll of an 82-game season, late nights, personal problems, and how it all affects performance. Spoiler: Robots they ain’t.
“You might get into it with your spouse... you can't control that. But now you gotta take that with you, with not sleeping, getting in late, playing your fifth game on the seventh, eighth night…”
🎧 PLAY CLIP – Aaron Gordon:
You know it’s gold anytime AG opens his mouth. Catch the crew’s breakdown of whatever nonsense he got into this time.
🏈 Gronk and Hernandez Memories:
Back when tight ends were tight bros. We flash back to the absolute goonery that was Gronk and Hernandez on and off the field.
🎧 PLAY CLIP – Gronk being Gronk.
🎧 PLAY CLIP – Hernandez being... well, you know.
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