Joint Practices, Fondue Fights, and the Ohtani Rat Conspiracy
The boys are back and the brain cells are on vacation. Dr. Big Mac, Rich, and Chief Bobby fire up another Simple Minds Sports Show full of hard-hitting debates on the important stuff—like whether joint practices are better than preseason games, why Ohtani might be the sneakiest financial rat in sports, and if you’d rather dunk your bread in cheese or your strawberries in chocolate.
Chief Bobby runs the gauntlet in This or That, forcing the crew into life-altering decisions: slide or swing set, statue or portrait, snake draft or auction. Plus, the Simplest Minds of the Week bring us the dumbest headlines in sports and life. Throw in a heated beef review, some questionable career choices, and a conversation about certified butt–truckers (yes, you read that right), and you’ve got yourself a hall-of-fame episode.
Come for the sports talk, stay for the nonsense.
📝 Show Notes:
Segments
This or That with Chief Bobby
Preseason Games vs. Joint Practices
In-person Fantasy Draft vs. Remote
Classic Italian Family Restaurant vs. Mexican Restaurant
Swing Set vs. Slide
Cheese Fondue vs. Melted Chocolate for Dunking
Have a Statue of Yourself vs. Large Portrait
Long Haul Trucker vs. Certified Butt F***er
Use Sex Toys vs. Weird Bone in Weird Positions
Snake Draft vs. Auction Fantasy Draft
Simplest Minds of the Week
Ohtani: Financial Rat?
Dumbest sports takes of the week
Beef Review
This week’s gripe and petty war
🎧 Listen for:
Why Rich hates remote drafts almost as much as bad Mexican food
Dr. Big Mac’s hot take on statues (spoiler: it’s terrifying)