The Celtics are Dumb Front Running Pussies
Rich is back and he’s a real a-hole. Jack Simone, of Celtics Blog joins the show just in time to talk about the embarrassing loss to the Cavs. There is movement in Foxboro, Cheif and Commish can’t come to terms on how to move the roster forward. The Red Sox made the news because Bryan Bello is a fool. This or That discusses classic cuts, we’re sucking toes, PLUS HIPPA Laws are meant to be broken.
The Celtics are front runners
HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE
Patriots Off-Season
The Combine and Draft
Red Sox Roster
This or That with Chief Bobby
Simplest Minds of the Week
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Show Run Down
Celtics Chat with Jack
Patriots off season
Red Sox Roster
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Celtics Chat with Jack Simone
The Celtics are dumb front running pussies
Jack, is that a fair assessment?
Celtics 104 - Cavs 105
Blown 22 pt 4th quarter lead
Another choke job at the end of the game
Jayson Tatum should not have the ball in ISO at the end of close games.
Stiffens up, loses his mind. 19 dribbles - 19 seconds - got the matchup with Garland and took a contested fade away. Why?
Joe Mazzula should be in the lab with the other nerds. That guy has ZERO ability to manage a game.
Clutch time stats measure both the team’s and the player’s effectiveness in the five minutes of games within five points. Here are some of the Celtics’ most important clutch time stats. Let’s see if they reflect this concern.
66.7 Win % (3rd in the league)
10.6 Clutch Points Per Game (7th in the league)
3.0 Three-Point Attempts (6th in the league)
37% Three-Point Percentage (6th in the league)
1.9 Assists (6th in the league)
124 Offensive Rating (6th in the league)
105 Defensive Rating (10th in the league)
18.7 Net Rating (5th in the league)
Clutch stats
5 pt game last 5 minutes 17-9
4 pt game last 4 minutes 14-9
3 pt game last 3 minutes 11-9
2 pt game last 3 minutes 8-8
1 pt game last 1 minute: 4-6
Tatum last 5 sec tied or lead 0-5
Celtics 0-9
It is a constant threat and pull to turn back into hero ball pumpkins.
*Jrue Holiday has had no impact the biggest problem on this team
The 50 point win vs Warriors is one of the least impressive things this team can show me.
Tatum's MVP Campaign can shove it
There is one test to prove they are anything but dumb front running pussies.
Win close and late for a championship
Jack,
Should we expect a move in the buy out market? Otto Porter?
Who are you afraid of in the East?
HEADLINES WITH THE OBVIOUS ONE
Patriots Off Season
Kyle Dugger Transition tagged
* Patriots right to match
* $13.8 million . $4 million less than franchise tag
career high 109 tackles. 1 INT. 1 Fumble
Mike Onwenu to hit the market
Latest Free Agent Rumors
$103 million before Dugger signing
LT Tyron Smith
In 2023, PFF awarded Smith with an 88.6 pass-blocking grade, the highest in the entire league among offensive linemen to play 100 or more snaps.
. According to Spotrac's market value tool, Smith could fetch a one-year, $7,481,509 deal
Saquon Barkley
Barkley is projected at Spotrac to have a market value of $9.9 million per year, and projected to garner a three-year, $30 million contract—
Jacoby Brissett leader in the club house for QB Ben Volin of the Boston Globe has reported that the team has "real" interest in staging a reunion.
- Baker Mayfield too expensive doesnt want to come to New England
- Russell Wilson wants to win
Matt Judon want Calvin Ridley and Josh Jacobs
Alex Austin Signed
Contract offer to Kendrick Bourne
Interested in a trade for L'Jarius Sneed
NFL Combine
Top QBs met with Patriots
Caleb Williams refuses medicals. Self proclaimed artist and surgeon with the football. There is only one him to be drafted. " I dont compare myself to other guys. I like to re-write history"
Drake Maye sounds like a dope
Jayden Daniels climbing the board
* A LOT of smoke around Patriots signing JJ McCarthy. WOOF
"J.J. McCarthy impressed the hell out of me on a number of occasions. He showed he can make that layered throw, which is one that we don't get to see a lot of quarterbacks make. He showed that he can be accurate and he showed arm strength. I went into this thinking Joe Milton [has] got the strongest arm of anybody playing college football last year — maybe Michael Penix Jr. gives him a bit of a run for his money — and then ‘Bazooka’ Joe threw a football 62 miles per hour. J.J. McCarthy followed up [by] throwing one [at] 61 miles per hour. That is tremendous arm speed. Now, sometimes he would rifle a pass during the season that he didn't need to rifle, but it is nice to know that you can throw a football as far as you need to throw a football given the opportunity.
"I think that he has done so much to help himself vault into that conversation of, 'Do we take that guy after Caleb Williams, and if we don't, when do we take that guy?' as opposed to, ‘If he falls to the second round, somebody’s gonna snatch him.' Now you gotta think about getting in there in the first 20, 15 picks if you're in the market absolutely for a quarterback."
- I'm still in favor of taking the deal at 3. Should be a haul. Listen to Judon.
What will the Bears do?
Trade Fields? or Trade #1 Pick?
Texas Tech's Tyler Owens doesn't believe in space. " I don't think there's like, other planets.
Illinois TE Tip Reiman a firm member of “Birds Aren’t Real” movement. “Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?” “How do we know that power lines aren’t pigeon recharging stations?”
Xavier Worthy WR Texas
4.21 40 yard
Tom Brady ran a faster 40 at 40 than 24 years ago
QUICK BREAK
Red Sox Roster
Lucas Giolito pulls UCL. Done for the year
Bryan Bello signs 6 year $55 million extension. $21 million team option in year 7.
Alex Cora put his house up for sale and may not make it out of camp. Which makes way for only one possible candidate!! PEW PEW!!
The Boras 4
Blake Snell
Jordan Montgomery
Matt Chapman
Cody Bellinger - signed with Cubs
The top free agents have not signed. The season has started. Opening days March 28th. Baseball continues to be broken.
Montgomery is not an option for the Red Sox until the contract comes down and may never get there. There is no motivation to make team decision based on talent. It's 100% purely based on financials.
THIS OR THAT WITH CHIEF BOBBY
SIMPLEST MINDS OF THE WEEK
Toe Sucking fundraiser
22 year old girls basketball coach poses as 13 year old and DOMINATES
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