Dildos and HGH

The boys are back and dumber than ever. This week, Chief Bobby leads a gut-busting round of This or That — would you rather potty train a grown man or teach him to read? Stand to poop or sit to pee forever? Pack your life into a briefcase or rock a backpack like a middle schooler? Nothing’s off limits when the simplest minds are in charge.

Then it's time for Simplest Minds of the Week, and hoo boy, the internet did not disappoint. We’ve got courtroom chaos, meat market madness, NBA hot takes, and one NBA player’s absolutely savage abandonment move. It's bold, it's dumb, it's Simple Minds Sports Show.

📓 Show Notes:

Segment 1: This or That with Chief Bobby

• Potty train an adult vs. Teach them how to read

• Backpack or briefcase to carry your laptop

• +2 inches downstairs OR $100K in the bank

• Bone the rich hot widow OR just take her money

• Paper clips vs. Staples supremacy

• Always poop standing OR always pee sitting

• Sleep in an adult-sized pack & play every night OR wear a onesie daily

• Fish & Chips or Lobster Roll

• No computer at home OR no phone on the go

Segment 2: Simplest Minds of the Week

• 🏀 Dildo on the Court: Why are fans the way they are?

• 🐄 Best Jerky in Town: A photo that sparked a nationwide snack debate

• 🗣️ Jeff Teague on LeBron: A video take so wild it broke the group chat

• 💔 Deandre Ayton Leaves Woman Behind: Cold-blooded photo, even colder move

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