They are who we thought they were

The Jets and Patriots give us no surprises. The biggest surprise comes from the NBA with the Dame Dolla trade to the Bucks. How will that impact the Celtics? Rich believes, not at all. In Botpod’s Basement we discuss NFL power rankings. Snort Piss or chew pubes, Tay tay lands on Simplest Minds list, PLUS Ray frightens Rich in a vulnerable position.

  • Damien Lillard traded to the Bucks

  • Should the Celtics trade for Jrue Holiday

  • HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE

  • They are who we thought they were: Patriots vs. Jets recap

  • BOTPODs Basement: NFL Power Rankings

  • Would you rather

  • Simplest Minds of the Week

SHOW NOTES:

Cold Open

Opening Takes

Rich - Damien Lillard doesnt matter

Bobby - 

Ray - 

Show rundown

Damien Lillard traded to the Bucks

They are who we though they were: Pats v Jets Turning points and Takeaways

Botpods Basement: Power Rankings

Would you Rather

Simplest minds of the week

Welcome - Youtube, iheart, itunes

Shank it golf

Damien Lillard traded to the Bucks

Bucks get: Lillard

Blazers get: Jrue Holiday, DeAndre Ayton, Toumani Camara, 2029 unprotected bucks, 2028 and 2030 pick swaps bucks

Suns get: jusuf Nurkic

Grayson allen

Kassir Little

Keon Johnson

Are the Bucks the team to beat in the East?

giannis

Dame

Middleton

Brook Lopez

Connington

Robin Lopez

Marjon Beauchamp

Malik beasley

Jae Crowder

Goran Dragic

bobby portis

Damien Lillard 

6' 2 195 lbs 

Injuries last season. ankle and calf. 

22-39 in the playoffs

25.5-6.2-4.5

37% from 3

Made conference finals once. Swept by Warriors

One and done 5 times

Missed playoffs 4 times

East power rankings

Celtics

Bucks

Heat

Cavs

Sixers

Hawks

Celtics line up

Tatum                  Giannis

Brown                  Lillard

White                   Middelton

Pozingus             Lopez

Timelord              Connington

Brogdon               Bobby Portis

Celtics are more uniquely set up to defend Bucks 

* all on Tatum

Should Celitcs trade for Jrue Holiday

Celtics get: Jrue Holiday

Blazers get: Malcolm Brogdon, Horford/ timelord, Pritchard/Kornet, 2 1st rnd picks 2 2nd rnd picks

Does that make them better?  YES

  - all about health.    

  - Proven winner and competitor.  Something to prove

  - Brogdon being a little bitch 

  - Horford old.  Timelord frail and useless offensively

HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE

 They are who we thought they were

Patriots 15 - Jets 10

Mac Jones - 15 - 29 201 yards 1 TD

Zach Wilson - 18-36 154 yards


MacTap Gate 

Allow me to sum this up.  He tapped him in and around the weenus.  If that hit Sauce in the dick. He's got the weirdest dick I've seen.  Twas a bitch move by Mac. Sauce saying he was trying not let him have kids is a failure of our education system 

Cut that shit out Mac. throw TD tap sacks instead

Jemore Bettis the latest to call the Patriots cheaters for blowing their balls off in 2004 AFC championship game? 

 - got the details wrong.  Also a bitch

 - Dicsuss

Turning Points & Take Aways

https://www.simplemindssports.com/blogs/patriots-vs-jets-turning-points-and-takeaways

Are you more or less worried about the Patriots after the Jets game?

Peaking ahead:

Patriots vs Cowboys

Patriots 22 - Cowboys 20

 - Cowboys oline is hury

  - they have one weapon and a bad coach and a bitch qb

  - worst team in the league exposed their run defense

- Back up qb has been interogated

* I dont like that cowboys lost last week

QUICK BREAK

BOTPOD basement Power Rankings

  • that’s right. Power rankings are back and let me give you my first power rankings of this nfl season 

  • First and foremost the AFC South and NFC South don’t belong on my list. They are frauds. The only team that I would consider was the Jacksonville Jaguars but after getting destroyed by the Texans they are out. 

  • 10. Pittsburgh Steelers (2-1) maybe a model for Patriots fans to marvel at. A defense that is top 3 in the league and winning games and a QB that is just managing the game not making mistakes by throwing interceptions. TJ Watt is a beast 

  • 9. Green Bay Packers (2-1) Jordan Love isn’t bad. He’s come in with poise and confidence. Their only loss came against the falcons but they don’t count since they play in the NFC South. 

  • 8. Seattle Seahawks (2-1) Geno Smith, the guy who got bitch slapped by a te


AFTERNOON DELIGHT

Would you rather

Would you rather go without shampoo for the rest of your life or toothpaste for the rest of your life?

Would you rather snort piss or eat pubes

Ray,  Would you rather be extremely allergic to your favorite food or forced to eat your least favourite food once a week?

Would you rather never get tired or never have to go to the bathroom?

Would you rather have no thumbs or no fingers?

Would you rather grow a ponytail down to your ankles or have a huge Adam's apple?

           

Simplest minds of the week

JC Jackson

 - Confused why he was benched

Maybe the warrant out for his arrest? 

Or

He sucks

  - Is he the biggest example of "Belichick Made me?"

Trey Flowers, Jamie Collins, 

Taylor Swift. What the fuck man.

Jimmy Butler - Ratting on Bucks for tampering.  Tool

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