Celtics in trouble and Tokyo Red Sox

The Celtics give a sneak peak of this year’s ECF game 7. The Chaim Bloom 2.0 era has begun with a Japanese consolation prize. The Patriots try not to set NFL offense back 30 years, College Football sucks again,BOTPODs Basement is full, and Sean McDermott never forgets. PLUS congrats Ray.

Celtics are in trouble

HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE

Tokyo Red Sox and Chaim Bloom 2.0

College Football sucks again

BOTPODs Basement

Simplest Minds of the Week

Cold Open - Congrats Ray

Opening Takes

Rich: Celtics in Trouble

Ray

Bobby

Show Run Down

Celtics are in trouble

Tokyo Red Sox and Bloom 2.0

Patriots vs Steelers set NFL offense back 30 years

College Football sucks again

BOTPOD Basement OR DR. BIG MACs Magic Brain

Simplest Minds of the week 

Welcome

Celtics are in trouble

Loss to Pacers in IST precursor to the playoffs

system sucks

12/41 from 3. 29% -

Coach doesnt have a clue

 Played Indi's game all night. 97 atts - 94 attempts. 12 free throws total. Haliburton goes off.  ZERO defensive adjustments

They are soft

  Still had a chance to win. Couldn't execute down the stretch .

HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE

Tokyo Red Sox and Bloom 2.0

Craig Breslow's first big move is trading Alex Verdugo for 3 noby arms. One named Dick Fitts

Another Chaim Bloom move with more rumored to come

Pitchers

 - 30 year old Jordan Montgomery - Rangers

- Seth Lugo - Padres

Buying high on middling 30 year olds. Cheap. No plan. Settling. Reacting. 

OR

Are they Turning Japanese

Per Jon Heyman of the New York Post and MLB Network, the Red Sox are among many teams in on Imanaga after they opted to pass on bringing back Eduardo Rodriguez.

Heyman also noted Boston is in the mix for Yoshinobu Yamamoto.

The Athletic's Will Sammon reported on Wednesday that seven teams are still in the bidding for Yamamoto. The Red Sox weren't among the clubs named in the report, but it was noted there are two "unidentified" teams.

The New York Yankees, Los Angeles Dodgers, New York Mets, San Francisco Giants and Toronto Blue Jays were the teams identified by Sammon.

While most analysts anticipate Yamamoto will sign a deal worth at least $200 million, The Athletic's Jayson Stark noted it wouldn't be a surprise if the price tag ends up getting to $300 million.

Shoto Imanaga The 30-year-old left-hander is a two-time All-Star in Nippon Professional Baseball with the Yokohama DeNA BayStars. He led the Central League with 174 strikeouts and had a 2.80 ERA in 22 appearances last season.

Yankees trade a bunch of prospect to Padres for Juan Soto

Blue Jays in on Ohtani

Red Sox are going to Dave and Busters and taking infield practice

QUICK BREAK


Patriots and Steelers set NFL Offense back 30 years

Mac Jones QBR 27th

Pickett 26th

Neither playing. Their back ups are


SUCK STATS

Pts

Pats 32nd

Steelers 28th

Yards

Pats 28th

Steelers 26th

Passing

Pats 23rd

Steelers 28th

Rushing

Pats 21

Steelers 14

Giveaways

Pats 24th - 20

Steelers 2nd - 10

Takeaways

Pats 29th

Steelers 7th

Punt yard ave return

Pats 31st 

FG made

Pats 32nd - 12

FG %

Pats 32nd - 66.7%

Giants are 31 with 71%

FG long

Pats 30th - 50. 51 is 31st and 32nd

Xtrra pt %

Pats 100%

Xtra pt atts

31st - 14

Jets 32nd 9

Dolphins 1st - 49 

Prior to Chargers game Chad Ryland in warm ups missed 5 straight kick

50 wide left 

52 wide right

55 wide left

48 wide right

48 wide right

Defense

Pts - Pats 15th

Yards - 8th

Fewest pts allowed since week 9

Pats 46  0-4

49ers 49 4-0

Dolphins 62  3-1

Ravens 66 3-1

Colts 67 4-0

Pats 1 - 3 when allowing 10 or fewer pts.  Rest of the NFL 53-0

Iowa finished the season 3,123 offensive yards and 4,156 punting yards

AFTERNOON DELIGHT

College Football sucks again

FSU out. Georgia out. Washington in.  Bama in? Dumb 

Caleb Williams may go back to School

Drake Maye sucks - Bobby Buckaki film session

Charlie Baker saves sports

NCAA President Charlie Baker proposed a plan to create a new tier within Division I college athletics. The groundbreaking proposal gives participating schools autonomy over name, image, and likeness (NIL) decisions and initiates a “long-overdue conversation” about the existing framework for compensating student-athletes.

  • Schools would be required to invest a minimum of $30,000/year per athlete for at least half of all eligible student-athletes into an “enhanced educational trust fund,” which by most accounts seems like a regular trust fund.

  • Student-athletes would be allowed to enter NIL deals directly with their schools rather than a third party.

Baker’s proposed new tier pertains to “the highest-resourced colleges and universities,” understood to mean the Big Ten, Big 12, SEC, and ACC, which contain the largest and wealthiest athletic programs in the US. A new subdivision just for those schools could alleviate headaches around transfer limits, scholarships, and, most importantly, NIL rules.

The NCAA is going through it. It’s embroiled in multiple legal disputes, including an antitrust lawsuit that could require it to pay billions in damages to student-athletes. There are also talks within the industry of a looming Great Split, in which the Power Five conferences (soon to be Power Four) would secede from the NCAA to form their own organization.—CC

QUICK BREAK

BOTPODs BASEMENT or Dr. BIG MAC's MAGIC BRAIN

SIMPLEST MINDS OF THE WEEK

Bronny talking shit to Ime

 - Your mothas ass King James

Jon Gruden burning down the NFL over leaked emails

 - Nevada supreme court could send it to discovery. All the dirty secrets come out

All the Smarty Pants at Harvard MIT and PENN condoning the Genocide of Jews

 - Oops

Woman shoots her Ass in MRI

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3496174/dumb-woman-went-into-an-mri-machine-with-a-gun-and-shot-herself-right-in-the-ole-jiggly-ass-cheek-57-years-old

Dude steal $22 million from Jags

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3496167/brain-dead-jaguars-employees-reportedly-defrauds-the-team-of-twenty-two-million-dollars-over-the-course-of-5-years-but-at-least-he-got-a-sick-af-condo-and-a-grip-of-other-stuff-before-prison

Previous
Previous

Kraft Quits Bill

Next
Next

Dysfunction is a disease