The Perfect Prospect
Chief Bobby proclaims JJ McCarthy the perfect prospect and the Patriots listened. Will they take him at #3? Chris Driscoll of the All American Hooper joins the boys to convince them the Celtics won’t choke away the title. Commish has some nerd data that says otherwise in Celtics By the Numbers. Caitlyn Clark can shoot. The Red Sox are playing some decent baseball and you should be pissed. The power vacuum left by Bill Belichick has created a Game of Thrones situation in Foxboro. Nic Cage remembers the womb, PLUS Bobby sires.
Celtics Chat with Chris Driscoll
Celtics By the Numbers
HEADLINES WITH THE OBVIOUS ONE
Caitlyn Clark can shoot
Are the Red Sox good?
The Prospect who was Promised: A song of suck and blow
Simplest Minds of the Week
SHOW NOTES:
Cold Open
Opening Takes:
Bobby - Patriots I assume
Rich - Red Sox fans should be pissed
Ray - Iowa vs. LSU
Showrun down
Celtics talk with Chris Driscoll of the All American Hoops Podcast
March Madness
The perfect prospect
Are the Red Sox good?
The Prospect who was Promised: A Song of Suck and Blow
Simplest Minds of the Week
Welcome -
Celtics talk with Chris Driscoll
Chris Driscoll
Host of All American Hoops Podcast
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Chris Driscoll - "I think Joe Mazzula is a great coach who has grown in this role big time. I do think the Celtics can win the championship and if they don’t win it will be because of them and not because other teams are more talented."
Based on what?
- He blows
- He's petty without true success. Has made no significant impact on a roster already stacked.
What is Mazzula Ball?
JJ Redick - "Perfect ball movement of unselfish basketball"
*Until the 4th quarter
Dont let Brad off the hook
* MAZZULA CLIP 3 POINTER*
“I love three-pointers,” Mazzulla said following a win last season. “I like math. I like open threes, I like space, and I think it’s a huge strength of our team.”
He is a coordinator. What does he bring to the bench in the game?
*MAZZULA JACK SIMONE CLIP*
Thoughts on Tatum's continuous shitty performances at the end of close games? Specifically asked what play did you draw up:
Still, Mazzulla stuck by his end-of-game play call. “Give JT the ball and have him make a play for us,” Mazzulla said after the game. “He got a shot off. Got a good look, but it didn’t go.
Not Mazzulas fault if they lose. He could help them win if he had any experience and some balls. But,
3rd coach for Tatum and Brown.
Second or 3rd iteration of the roster.
Same problems
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Celtics by the numbers - Clutch time stats
60-16
1st in 3pt att. 42.5 - Mavs 2nd w/ 39.4
1st in 3pt % 39%
assists - 14th - 26.8
Boston ranks 29th points in the paint
22nd in FT attempts
Clutch stats
5 pt game 5 min left
11th - 20-12
4 pt game 4 minutes left
16th - 15-12
3 pt game 3 min
17th - 12-12
2pt game 2 min
16th 9-11
1pt game 1 minute
23rd 4-8
under 30 seconds 1-3 point game
under .500 9-12 ish
Clutch Player stats. 2 pt game. 1 min left
Jayson Tatum 16 games - 7-9. Offrating - 75.0. usage 32.6
Jaylen Brown - 17 games - 7-10. 74.4 off rating - usage 19.1
Paul George - 12 games. 7-5 181.3 offrating . usage 30
James Harden - 11 games. 7-4. 100.5 offrating. usage 12.5
Kawhi Leonard - 13 games 7-6. 17-.6 offrating. usage 22.2
Luka Doncic - 9 games. 6-3. 153.3 offrating. usage: 40
Kyrie Irving- 9 games 7-2. 171.4 offrating. usage: 22.2
Kevin Durant - 18 games. 10-8. 114.3 offrating. 32.1 usage
Devin Booker - 16 games. 10-6. 145.7 offrating 26.8 usage
Dame Lillard - 14 games. 9-5. 107.9 offrating. 44.7 rating
Giannis - 14 games 8-6. 105.7 offrating 27.3 usage
5 pt game 5 min left
Tatum - 18-11 - 119.3 offrating - 33.3 usage
Brown - 17-12 - 119.1 offrating - 21.4 usage
4pt game 4 min left
Tatum - 13-11. 112.6 offrating. - 32.6 usage
Brown - 13-12. 111.6 offrating. - 19.8 usage
3pt game 3 min left
Tatum- 10-11 103.9 offrating - 32 usage
Brown - 11-12 100.9 offrating - 19.2 usage
2pt game 2 min left
Tatum - 7-10 - 98.4 offrating 33.8 usage
Brown - 8-11 - 10.0 offrating - 15.9 usage
1 pt game 1 min left
Tatum - 3-7 - 61.5 offrating - 25.8 usage
Brown - 3-8 - 90.9 offrating - 25 usage
HEADLINES WITH THE OBVIOUS ONE
March Madness
Did you watch Iowa vs. LSU?
Caitlyn Clark is good, but just hedge.
*PAUL PIERCE CLIP*
Hey, Angel Reese. Don't dish it if you can't take it.
UConn back on top mens and womens
College sports suck
QUICK BREAK
The Perfect Prospect
Patriots interested in JJ McCarthy at 3
*JJ MCARTHY CLIP*
“What I heard from other general managers, not from the Patriots, but other general manages is that Eliot Wolf, the de facto general manager of the Patriots, is in love with J.J. McCarthy,” Pauline told Curran.
“And right now the feeling is that J.J. McCarthy — or at least Eliot Wolf is pushing for J.J. McCarthy. And that seems like it’s going to be the pick.”
Perfect Prospect Bobby. You like JJ at #3 pick?
DOnt sleep on Zappe
Patriots Delaying off season workouts by 1 week
"So coaches can be on the same page"
What the fuck have they been doing?
Kyle Dugger Dissatisfied with Transition tag
- Another example of a mis managed off season
Patriots spending
QUICK BREAK
Are the Red Sox good?
5-2. 2nd in AL East
Rafaela - Legit
Tyler O'Neil looks like another Adam Duvall or Hunter Renfroe
Hot start for Jarren Duran. 6 stolen bases. .393. 2 RBIs
Yoshida solid at DH
Dever looks pretty good
Pivetta solid as ever. 11 innings .082 ERA
Bello looks okay. Control issues. - 5.4 ERA
Crawford, Houck, Whitlock all sub 1.8 ERA being talked about as the next best pitching prospects in MLB
Bullpen very sold minus a shit outting from Joely Rodriguez
Andrew Bailey Pitching coach - hoopla
- Using scouting reports. Cutting down fastballs to Seattle (One of best lineups in MLB)
Big fucking deal. When your pitching coach is the top story - you suck
The A's should be playing in Europe. Relegate these squids
Not that bad.
Sox fans should be pissed.
Snell and Montgomery could have been had with a slight over payment and still way under tax or just over tax and you get both.
2 legit starters push 2 guys to the bullpen and give you depth.
1 big right handed bat pushes Story down the lineup and Tyler O'neil/ Duran off the bench.
Then you are in it.
Larry Luchinno Died at 78
Evil Empire
3 world series
QUICK BREAK
The Prospect who was promised a Song of suck and blow
A Game of Thrones amidst in Foxboro with the Power Void of Bill Belichick taking shape
Belichick and Brady are the Targaryans. Great Power never to be seen again.
* Elliot Wolfe keeping his opinion of the QBs close to his chest
- Is he a Pawn? Like Ned Stark? OR have a real plan to take over like Tywin Lannister?
*MAYO CLIP*
Mayo (Tommen)
Mayo also just sounding like an idiot in general reminds me of Tommen. Given the kingdom with no real power who sounds like a clueless pussy about to be railroaded. And at the end of his time here he may want to step out of a tall window.
Robert "Baratheon" Kraft spilling crazy tea
Little finger Jonny Kraft and his hoe Cerrsai Glayzer pulling the real strings all at the detriment of the realm.
Calling Alex Van Pelt Tyrion Lannister feels like giving him too much credit, but he's oddy shaped.. him or Mcadoo. Eventually they kill Tywin (Wolf) for how shitty they are at their job.
Who is Jon Snow/ Khaleesi?
JJ McCarthy is Khaleesi. All the hype. Lack of what it takes.
So does that make Big black Hoyer Jon Snow?
Either way, I don't see a crippled sorcerer around, so they are plowed for awhile.
- Bran will have to be the next coach/ GM to take over after this shit show.
Other Characters:
The Hound
Brienne of Tarth
Hodor
Night King
Jamie Lannister
Sam
SIMPLEST MIND OF THE WEEK
Conspiracy Theorists Think The Eclipse Will Begin A "Massive Human Sacrifice Event"
N’Keal Harry’s college coach explains what went wrong with WR’s tenure with Patriots
“He had too many followers, man. That’s what killed him. That poor kid,” Edwards told Dunne. “He had hanger-on’ers. And it was like, ‘C’mon, N’Keal.’ Because talent-wise? He’s got enough talent. He’s a big, strong physical receiver to catch the ball. And then he went to New England. That was the worst place for him to go because it just didn’t fit. That didn’t fit him.”
“Talent sometimes can be a curse. I’ve always said that. If you don’t use it correctly, it could be a curse to you,” Edwards said. “You’ve got so much talent and you think, ‘I got this.’ You ain’t got it. Because the problem is, you’re going into a league where everybody’s got talent and you’ve got to work at it.
Just four picks after Harry went off the board to New England, the 49ers drafted All-Pro wideout Deebo Samuel with the 36th overall pick, while the Titans took another All-Pro in A.J. Brown with the 51st pick.