Boneless wings are a ruse!

Dr. Big Mac, Rich, and Chief Bobby return to the pod with all the grace of a gorilla in a tuxedo for another wildly unqualified roundtable. This week’s main event? A “This or That” showdown led by the dangerously unfiltered Chief Bobby. Would you rather run a marathon or walk for 48 hours straight? Paint your house… or paint a house part on every house in your neighborhood? You know… the important questions.

Plus, we hand out our Simplest Mind of the Week award to some truly elite-level stupid—featuring Airplane Karen and a Shane Gillis ESPY take that'll make you squint so hard your forehead gets a six-pack.

Also on tap:

• The eternal debate: Boneless wings or tenders?

• Are you brave enough for carnival rides or just here to get scammed throwing rings at milk bottles?

• And which is worse: no A/C or being followed by a pervy cat?

You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and by the end, you’ll probably be dumber. But hey… that’s what we do here.

• Watch the ESPYs or Watch the WNBA?

• Boneless Wings or Chicken Tenders?

• Ride the Rides at the Fair or Play the Silly Games?

• Paint a Whole House or… Paint Schlongs on the Block?

• Long Sleeve or Short Sleeve Shirts?

• No A/C or No Radio/GPS in Your Car?

• Constantly Getting Sued vs. Followed by a Horny Cat

• Fruit Smoothies or Fruit Parfaits?

• Run a Marathon or Walk 48 Hours Straight?

• Airplane Karen – Clip played. This woman made the skies anything but friendly.

• Shane Gillis at the ESPYs – Chief Bobby weighs in on whether comedy at a sports show is brave or brainless.

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WARNING: This show contains strong language, strong opinions, and weak minds.