Has Mike Vrabel Finally Realized His Roster Sucks?
Coming off the last preseason game against the Giants—where his scrubs got smoked—Vrabel seems to have adopted a touch of the cunty.
Maybe it goes back to Minnesota, where his starting quarterback looked like a brainless rookie and Vrabel probably muttered to himself: What the hell did I sign up for?
I’m just saying, when your head coach goes full Departed mode—calling out rats in the organization before Week 1—things in Foxborough aren’t exactly as peachy as the PR machine wants you to believe.
And can we not gloss over this rat thing? This isn’t small potatoes. Trust is the bedrock of any successful NFL operation—ownership, front office, coaches, and players all rowing in the same direction. We’ve seen what happens here the past five years when agendas start pulling in opposite directions. Spoiler: it’s been a disaster.
Now we’re not even at Week 1, and the supposed savior Mike Vrabel is already calling out leaks from inside the building? Yeah… not ideal.
So Who’s the Rat?
Easy answer: Elliott Wolfe. Belichick/Mayo holdover, “handpicked” guy, and professional survivor. How this dude still has a job is beyond me. His run in the personnel department has been flat-out abysmal, culminating in what many are calling the worst draft in NFL history in 2024. And yet, somehow, he’s still trotted out as the “final decision-maker” on roster moves? Please. He’s not a GM, he’s a cockroach. He’s smart enough to survive, but dumb enough to spill injury updates to the press? No. That smells like someone lower on the food chain, desperate to look important.
Enter: Matt Groh.
Another Kraft rat clinging to the wreckage. This guy has floated up and down the Foxborough org chart more times than a bad penny. His most recent move? A demotion into irrelevance. He’s got motive, he’s got spite, and he’s got all the ingredients for rat soup.
So, Vrabel—grab your bat. We found your rat.