Sell the Fuc*ing Team
The Red Sox have officially gone full clown show—and your favorite morons are here to break it all down. Dr. Big Mac, Rich, and Chief Bobby dive headfirst into the steaming dumpster fire that is Boston baseball right now, and yes, it smells like Devers' contract farts.
We start with the absurdity of Boston sweeping the Yankees, winning six straight series… and still deciding to trade their best hitter. What? Why? Who? Exactly.
We break down the Devers deal to the Giants, roast the front office’s "three layers of dysfunction," and laugh through the AI-bot interview process that somehow seems less robotic than Craig Breslow.
Then it’s “Simplest Minds of the Week” — where we hand out dunce caps like they’re hot dogs at Fenway.
Oh, and don’t miss The Obvious One’s sass-soaked, savage WNBA headlines. Spoiler: Caitlin Clark is back, Angel Reese is throwing hands, and Marina Mabrey’s wallet is $18 lighter.
Tap in. Stay dumb. Go Sox?
Red Sox sweep Yankees, win 10 of last 13, and… blow up the roster?
Devers pulled off the team plane and thrown in a cab to Fenway. Seriously.
Sox dump salary, lie to your face, and hope AI can save the franchise.
Devers → Giants.
Sox get: Jordan Hicks (6.47 ERA), Kyle Harrison (Triple-A bound), and prospects James Tibbs (High-A) and Jose Bello (Rookie Ball).
Hicks is a mess, Harrison is a maybe, and the prospects are… hopeful.
Meanwhile, the Red Sox payroll is 13th and they’re hiding under the luxury tax like cowards.
Ownership: John Henry flies to KC, gets farted on, and trades Devers. Cool.
Front Office: Craig “Wall Street” Breslow fires loyal staff, hides behind AI, and talks like ChatGPT with a concussion.
Field Level: No leadership, no chemistry, and no one gives a damn Devers is gone.
Cora's relieved.
Jarren Duran shrugs it off.
The team keeps winning anyway.
Craig Breslow: For firing a scout over a hot mic insult ("Thanks Bres, you f***ing stiff").
Sam Kennedy: For lying with every breath and pretending this team has a “plan.”
The AI interview bot: For replacing human interaction and somehow still being more human than Sam Kennedy.
Red Sox PR team: For insisting “This isn’t waving the white flag.” Bro, it’s a white bedsheet with Devers' face on it.
Caitlin Clark is back and dropping dimes.
Angel Reese gets her hair pulled and punches back—Queen.
WNBA is lit and getting more views than the NHL.
Liberty, Fever, Lynx all cooking up drama and dubs.
🐦 Twitter/X: @SimpleMindsPod
📸 Instagram: @SimpleMindsSports
🎥 YouTube: Simple Minds Sports Show
💌 Email: dumbtakes@simplemindssports.com
Red Sox are winning games but losing credibility faster than you can say “AI hiring process.” Don’t miss the fire. Don’t expect clarity. Just embrace the chaos—Simple Minds style.
Let me know if you want this formatted for a blog post, newsletter, or to upload to podcast platforms.
🎙️ Simple Minds Sports ShowEpisode Title: “The Red Sox Are an Embarrassment — and That’s Just the Beginning”Episode Description:Show Segments:⚾ The Red Sox Are an Embarrassment🔁 Rafael Devers Trade Breakdown🧠 Three Levels of Dysfunction🧢 Simplest Minds of the Week🔥 Bonus Segment: Headlines With The Obvious One (WNBA Edition)🔗 Follow Us & Subscribe!