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The boys are back with a chaotic ride through Boston sports and beyond. We kick things off with “10 Questions From a Guy Named Rob,” where we explore everything from sketchy NBA trades and Father’s Day expectations, to rap names and tornado touchdowns.
We salute Bruins legend Brad Marchand for finally lifting Lord Stanley and dissect the B’s future under new head coach Marco Sturm (spoiler: he’s competitive and hates losing — so he’s perfect). Don Sweeney wants to flip the No. 7 pick, the mock drafts are flying, and we’re already emotionally preparing for another goalie controversy.
Over in C’s land, people are somehow mad at Jaylen Brown for being generous, having surgery, and not being Giannis. We say: give the man a break.
This one's got it all — awards, conspiracies, rap alter egos, and Celtics trade rumors dumb enough to make your uncle yell at the TV.
SEGMENT 1: 10 Questions From a Guy Named Rob
💸 Does the Lakers sale make the Luka trade look even shadier?
🏀 Is the WNBA actually improving?
🍆 Is Father’s Day a guaranteed “special occasion”?
⚾ Are the Tampa Bay Rays really worth $1.7B?
🚓 Shedeur Sanders clocked at 101 — will the Browns bail?
🎤 Jabrill Peppers becomes “J Pepp” — what’s your rap name?
🌪️ Tornadoes > Rockies wins — do we believe Coach “don’t let us get hot”?
🕵️♂️ Which Patriot is getting arrested before camp?
🏆 Has this NBA Finals helped the league?
🚀 Rockets extend Udoka — should the Celtics have kept him?
SEGMENT 2: Congrats Marchand
🏒 Marchand finally gets his Cup! 6 goals during the run.
😱 Tkachuk played with a torn adductor and hernia. Insane.
🧊 Corey Perry = Mr. Cup Runner-Up. 5 losses in 6 years.
😬 Will McDavid ever win one?
SEGMENT 3: Bruins Offseason Outlook
🧠 Marco Sturm hired as head coach — loves Boston, hates losing, and has a plan to fix the offense.
📉 Bruins finished last in the East in goals per game. Time for a system overhaul.
📦 Sweeney open to trading the 7th overall pick.
🧑🎓 Mock Draft: Jake O’Brien (OHL) — high IQ playmaker.
💰 Cap Space: $26.27M — 8th most in the league, but minimal contracts signed.
🔄 Youth movement incoming: Poitras, Lysell, Minten, and more must step up.
🧊 Key Players: Pastrnak, Zacha, Mittelstadt, Lindholm, McAvoy, Zadorov, Peeke.
🤝 Geekie and Lohrei — RFAs to watch.
SEGMENT 4: Give Jaylen a Break
🦵 Knee surgery? Chill. He’ll be ready for camp.
🧠 $50M shoe deal donated to youth & justice causes — respect.
🔁 Jrue Holiday trade rumors swirl — C’s want a 1st rounder.
📉 Porzingis is a “negative asset” but might return on a cheaper deal.
🔝 Boston exploring draft day trades — but why?
🦌 Giannis rumors = clown show. Brown vs. Giannis talk is nonsense.
💥 BONUS: Aliyah Boston’s cheeky shoutout: “Nice clam.”
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