Camp Diaries

Patriots have their best day of camp in Greenbay. Bill Belichick has crafted his wet dream of a Top 5 position group. So long David Krejci and smell ya later Porzingus? Plus Wander Franco, woof and Ray has Rich all gassed up.

  • Patriots Camp Diaries

  • HEADLINE with The OBVIOUS ONE

  • Krecji Retires

  • TOP 5: Pats Position Groups

  • Porzingus Porked?

  • Simplest Minds of the Week

Show Notes:

Simple Minds Sports

Aug 17, 2023, 11:26 AM (23 hours ago)

to ray, robert.vine12, me

Cold Open

Opening Takes

Rich: Ray needs to be a homer

Ray: I'm a homer

Bobby: Homer Simpson

Show Rundown

Training camp diary

Top 5: Patriots position groups

Krejci retires. cool - that's hockey Bobby

Porzingus porked?

Simple Minds save Sports -  Transgenders 

Simplest Minds of the Week

Welcome - Shank it golf

Training Camp Diary

Dear diary, 

Zeke Elliot was the best free agency pick up of the summer. - for pennies.

 - The only reason people are shitting on this is because the rest of the skilled positions blow

Mike Gisiki can not be hurt.  Shoulder injury. Supposed to be back by week 1.

Dear Diary,

 Why did Bill spend the 1st 3 picks on defense when the desperately needed a OT, TE, and WR?  All of which were available for high potential targets.

 - Lack of depth will be the fatal flaw on offense.  not lack of weapons.

The offensive line needs to get healthy

 - all the writers seem to think once fully healthy they are in good shape

Secondary playing a lot of zone.

 - signs of things to come?

  - Belichick playing games?

  - New players learning new positions? 

Mac Jones is good. Zappe has sucked. Cunningham will be shoe horned in. 

 - Period.  

HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE

Top 5: Position groups for the Patriots

1. Defensive Edge

2. Safety

3. Running back

4. D-Line

5. Special Teams

CB

QB

Coaching

OL

TE

WR

LB

QUICK BREAK


Krejci Retires - ok

Porzingus Porked?

Sitting out of the FIBA world tournament with plantar facia

 - how serious is it? 

  - smell anything fishy? 

- Did the Celtics screw up? 

- Do you regret the trade? 

AFTERNOON DELIGHT

Simple Minds Save Sports - Transgenders

Kidding. 

Lets talk money

What if we took the money out of pro sports? What would that look like? 

 - Would we enjoy it more? 

 -  Would there be lesser athletic feats? 

    - Could that be better? 

  - Would the popular sports be different? 

 - Would there be LESS cretons involved? 

What if there was just a cap, say.... these league and owners had to actually pay taxes? 

 Or communism their asses.  Make it federal.  Cap the incomes

Im striving for days or yore where there were competition.

All star games mattered because of the checks paid out.

Player empowerment was more about punching a rival in the face than sticking it to the man

Beers in the lock room. cigs in the dug out. 

Would we have a more pure product with out the money?

 Or is it needed for the entertainment element?

SIMPLEST MINDS OF THE WEEK

Wander Franco Abkowitz's it

A group has organized to take back the Redskins name - 

Native American Guardians Association NAGA  90,000 signatures to take back the name Redskins.  A little late

New Hampshitre woman suing Boston Eataly for $50,000 after slipping on Prosciutto and fracturing her left ankle.  #slipperywhenwet #slickmeat --- insert Irene joke

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