The Celtics are Front Running P*ssies
The Celtics are finding new and exciting ways to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, and the Simple Minds are here to yell about it. Dr. Big Mac, Rich, and Chief Bobby dive into Boston’s historic back-to-back choke jobs against the Knicks, question the sanity of the coaching staff, and try to make sense of Tatum’s disappearing act. Also, Headlines with the Obvious One returns to bring you the news you already knew — but louder.
📝 Show Notes:
🟢 Segment 1: Celtics Choke
Game 1: Celtics 105 – Knicks 108
Blew a 20-point lead
Launched 60 threes… missed 45 (🎯 NBA record for futility)
Tatum led the team in settling
Jaylen Brown: “We need to get to the rim”… then didn’t shoot
Porzingis reportedly soiled himself (figuratively… we think)
Coach Mazzulla still thinks it’s working
Game 2: Celtics 90 – Knicks 91
Another 20-point blown lead. Yes, again. Also an NBA record
Shot 25% from deep (30 misses on 40 attempts)
Only 17 assists, 16 turnovers
Won most categories—then shot themselves in the foot… repeatedly
Tatum: 13 points, again no final shot
Team stuck in 2022 mode
Coaching Crisis:
No adjustments, no sub strategy, no play-calling. No pulse.
Is this really the last ride for this group?
Are the Celtics dumb enough to think blowing two 20-point leads means they’re playing well?
🟠 Segment 2: Headlines with the Obvious One
The most obvious news, made obvious-er by the Obvious One.
You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll say “yeah no duh.”
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