Bruins Boned - Edelman HOF; Amish Emus, and Chick Strip Grips
🧊 Bruins Boned
Bruins had a 5th-best chance… ended up picking 7th.
Missed 2nd overall by one ping pong ball.
Not all doom and gloom: Top 2 talent-heavy, but next 10 are evenly matched.
Bruins need a center... so of course, they’ll probably end up with a slow-footed defenseman.
Don Sweeney looked like he had a stroke during post-lottery media time.
🏈 Edelman Hall of Fame
Julian Edelman edges out Adam Vinatieri and Logan Mankins for the Hall.
Rich goes nuclear on kicker fans:
“You crybaby kicker cunts need to shut up.”
Edelman = #1 WR for the GOAT + legendary playoff/Super Bowl moments.
Vinatieri had 3 clutch kicks... then spent the bulk of his career in Indy. Pipe down.
🧠 Simplest Minds of the Week