The Red Sox Won't Change
The Red Sox are spiraling—and not in the good kind of “we’re cooking” way. The boys break down a franchise that seems allergic to accountability. From front office clownery to on-field blunders and mysterious disappearances (WHERE IS ROMAN ANTHONY?!), Boston’s baseball club is proving that bad habits die hard.
Then it's time for 10 Questions from a Guy Named Rob, where nothing is sacred—from David Andrews’ legacy to Kyle Pitts' trade value to hypothetical work field days. Buckle up.
Finally, the fellas hand out this week’s Simplest Minds of the Week, and yes, it includes Marlins fans, rogue soccer refs, and inmates with ambition.
No urgency. No leadership. No clue.
Stat sheet of shame:
Most errors in MLB since Day 1
Most 1-run losses in the league (6-17)
Lost plays, lost games, and lost minds
Play Clip: Alex Cora throws vibes, not accountability
Where is Roman Anthony? (Hint: service time shenanigans)
Why is Marcelo Mayer sitting vs lefties while Abraham Toro plays?
From ownership to clubhouse, the Sox are driven by:
💰 Ownership – Cheapness
🧠 Front Office – Flawed analytics
🧢 Manager – Petty decisions
🧍♂️ Players – Selfishness
Verdict: They’re building a culture of resentment in their “youth movement”
The part where sports takes and psych evaluations collide:
Should the Knicks have fired Thibs?
Is David Andrews a Patriots Hall of Famer?
What if your team doctor crossed a line?
Will the Bruins ever name a coach before 2047?
NBA Finals or Stanley Cup Finals—what’s the real championship?
Is Josh Allen distracted by Hallie Steinfeld's talents?
What must the Pacers do to win it all?
Field Days at work or Work Days at school—choose your hell.
Would you take a flyer on Kyle Pitts?
Which OTA hero UDFA could make the Pats?
A trio of numbskullery straight from the "you can't make this up" files:
🎟️ Marlins Fan Math
Watch on Instagram⚽ Soccer Ref Goes Rogue
Watch on Instagram🧃 New Orleans Inmate Doing It All
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