New Holidays and Antonio Brown is Us

In this holiday edition of the Simple Minds Sports Show, Dr. Big Mac takes the wheel with a thought experiment only his Big Brain could produce: What’s the next holiday your boss might actually give you off? Plus, in our fan-favorite segment “Simplest Minds of the Week,” we take a wild ride through internet insanity — from a marathon mom's delusions of grandeur, to rope-free tourists, meat-filled Instagram traps, and the most Antonio Brown moment... since the last Antonio Brown moment.

You’re gonna laugh, you’re gonna cringe, and you might lose a few IQ points — but hey, that’s why you tune in.

🧠 Segment 1: Dr. Big Mac’s Big Brain
Topic: With Juneteenth now a recognized federal holiday, Dr. Big Mac speculates on what the next work-free day might be. From “Hangover Recovery Day” to “National Sick of Zoom Day,” the ideas are just as absurd as the minds discussing them.

💡 Segment 2: Simplest Minds of the Week
These are the absolute dumbest headlines, clips, and moments from around the world — hand-picked by your resident morons.

  1. 🏃‍♀️ Marathon Mom
    Play the clip. Watch in disbelief. Hear the rage.
    📹 [Clip played on show]

  2. 🇨🇳 Chinese Tourist (No Rope Edition)
    Who needs safety when you have a phone camera?
    📹 [Clip played on show]

  3. 🥐 Sausage Rolls
    One photo. A thousand questions. Maybe the dumbest food post we’ve seen.
    📸 View Pic

  4. 🏈 Antonio Brown (Yes, Again)
    We want to stop talking about him. But how can we when he makes this easy?
    📹 Watch the Clip

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